Saturday, May 13, 2006

I Brand thee as Man and Wife

Ahhh!!! Look at that.
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No!!! I know you would say those are the latest Stress Bursting Toys Branded as “rattle snake sound eggs”. (Based on the principle of Magnetism when thrown up in the air with some mutual distance opposite poles would attract each other producing a sound and the nearest similar pole would also repel thus causing the sound of rattling. If you catch it they come stuck together in your hand and if you miss the catch then they fall down parting very badly) So much similar to a marriage. Isn’t It?

Coming back to the picture I would call it a perfect wedding picture revealing made-for-each-other, stuck to each other. Just Imagine if this was the wedding picture, the priest must have said “And I pronounce you Man and Wife, Gentleman You may kiss the bride”.

And there they went on to rattle, clang, bang and jangle.

And since the function and operation of these two in reality is to rattle, clang, bang and jangle, well, good to the ears of the public (society) at the cost of friction within like almost every marriage. And hence I would Brand them as man and wife. Stress buster for the world who throws them up and enjoy the sound, but self buster because of clashes.

But the brighter sides are they are stuck too. I think they should be branded something like “Man and Wife”, “Husband-Wife”, “Miya Biwi”, Pati-Patni types. It would be more appropriate by the virtue of their nature.

On the lighter side,

Jinesh Zaveri.

1 comment:

  1. I think if there was a law, here then too only the husbands would be punish, that too for domestic violence.

    And not the other way round.

    ;0)

    -SJ

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