I Brand thee as Man and Wife
Coming back to the picture I would call it a perfect wedding picture revealing made-for-each-other, stuck to each other. Just Imagine if this was the wedding picture, the priest must have said “And I pronounce you Man and Wife, Gentleman You may kiss the bride”.
And there they went on to rattle, clang, bang and jangle.
And since the function and operation of these two in reality is to rattle, clang, bang and jangle, well, good to the ears of the public (society) at the cost of friction within like almost every marriage. And hence I would Brand them as man and wife. Stress buster for the world who throws them up and enjoy the sound, but self buster because of clashes.
But the brighter sides are they are stuck too. I think they should be branded something like “Man and Wife”, “Husband-Wife”, “Miya Biwi”, Pati-Patni types. It would be more appropriate by the virtue of their nature.
On the lighter side,